I am A King [milo][c]

Suddenly he began to dash forward, wait what was this? I didn't quite catch what he was planning to do, when he suddenly shifted his weight slamming his fist into my stomach. Ugh! The pain, it freaking hurt like a wrench! The hit threw me off to the ground, the dagger skitting across the concrete further from my reach. Damn! I am so out of damn practice, still getting used to this damn body.

I looked up at the opponent in anger at the very very quick defeat, all blame going to the wrench and cat. If I wasn't so used to being a freaking chicken my body movements would be more fluid, damn them to hell! Quickly I got on my knees and begged for mercy, as pathetic as it was I had lost, and this was all I had left. "Please don't kill me, I was foolish to think you were not above your king. Why in fact it are incredibly amazing at everything you do. Just don't end my life! I was a chicken too long! I don't wanna go out before experience women one more time!."


I paused and thought of a better solution, why not I make myself useful to him? Why he had beaten me fair and square, better pay him back, it was a Bandit's honor! "I-I could do your laundry, cook, anything you would like! Just don't kill a foolish King, it has been but a long time!"

Know his place? Why of course that was to be king, what else place did he have? He always got his way, that was what mattered. The man turned and began to walk back the way they came, I had nothing to do better just to tag along.

With a joyful grin at getting to live once more, I walked to pick of the dagger, then slid it in my small traveling poach. From there I turned back around to see him further along the road, quickly I ran to catch up. Catching up behind him I leaned toward him, "So Buddy, where are we heading?" I said it ever so joyous like this guy was some new best friend. In all honesty I was stuck without a real weapon and no real power to find a way to enter the forest, maybe this guy's strength could help out? Maybe we could hit some women along the way? I bet they are lurking somewhere.

No response, ahh well I had nothing else to do. Why I don't even know where the goddess ran off to, such a lovely body. The man went into an armor shop, I sort of peeked but was never one for armor so I just happily stayed outside. The gerudo people preferred loser clothing for the desert winds and flowing movements. Anyone who wore armor are slower and really didn't make that great of a bandit.

Man, what was taking him so long, I had a busy. Schedule well by busy I mean wonder around trying to figure what I am going to do with my life. I knew I shouldn't have trusted the goddess alone, did she not quite understand my homeless situation? Hell, I didn't even know how to get back to my homeworld to get back into control of my kingdom.

As more time passed, some cute girls passed by, I didn't really get a goodluck, they sadly didn't even noticed me. Actually the cute girls were too busy staring at some random shop on the other side, damn that flower shop being cuter than me. As more time passed this was growing really boring, right when I gave up he stepped up.

Instantly a smile flashed on my face, ahh there he is! The guy looked quite unhappy at seeing me, what was his problem? Shouldn't he be lucky I was spending so much time with him instead stalking pretty girls into the night? He even dared ask what I wanted, why to spend time with him. Was it not that obvious? Sure he was just like me, totally making him a great interest of mine to figure exactly all about us "immortals", but that meant nothing. Just a friend, just a regular ol' friend. "What do you mean? I want to be with you, is there something wrong with your King stalking you?" Seriously, what was his deal?

What was his problem? He thought I liked other man, I just started busting out laughing, "Oh you are funny! I don't like men, why ever would I like such hideous creatures in compare to cobra women?" Once his laughter was broken up he ran to catch up, tears still partial in his eyes. "I just got punched in the gut, the King is not interested in another punch. Those hurt! Why it is just wrong to bruise this perfect body."

I just don't understand this odd person, what was with him? Why did he want such perfection to leave him alone? Do I have to prove myself or something to get him to accept that I am following him? Why should I do that, no I should do that! Why I should prove myself, he must see how highly that I am! Yes, I will show him, by following him!

I flashed a particular smile, in reality I didn't catch his meaning of taking my body elsewhere, probably something I would regret in the future. Nope, not really. "Not worries, my body won't be taken elsewhere. Actually it would be with you this whole time!" I took a seat next time then watched as the waitress turn a a shade of red, See! Perfect, absolutely perfect!

He then talked about shop I like, already I had long forgotten about me mentioning about the ladies. Why in reality with my brain there was no time for puny bits of information, in reality it was one of those things that I picked up while being a chicken... Low memory capacity but hey what do I know, why everything else that's more important. "Whatever do you mean? Your statement makes absolutely no sense to this King, why you must be losing it."

Suddenly I realize that the waitress left, I didn't even get a drink! This was just not right, no irritated I began tapping on the table impatiently. My mind focusing on the fact I was cheated less, did she not know I was a King?

What!? No paying! I was his king for crying outloud! "I am your King,that's not fair." I gave a small grumble of complaint, what was there to do now? I am but perched after that battle, well then fine he can have his way. I picked myself out of the chair and walked out of the shop.

Soon outside I looked around to see all the various patrons for someone with a ton of money. Finally spotting a poor individual, he stealthily blended in the crowd, then at last second swiped the pouch. The pouch itself, while large was quite empty, but luckily enough for a drink. Getting bit of distance from the individual he poured the back to only see just that very small amount, he frowned slightly disappointed.

Once getting the money he headed back at the shop then sat at the same chair. Motioned for the waitress "Can I have a water?" He placed the small coin amount on the table like it was some sort of proud prize he earned.